Character Page: Policeman

Name: Policeman

Voiced by: Paul

Relationships: Uncle of Woody, loves Granny, Croc and Punch's friend, Red and Judy find him annoying

Funniest Saying: Ello, ello, ello what's going on 'ere? Absolutely nothing I'll just move on

Appearances: Policeman appeared in Episode 2 and episodes 4-7 of series 1, and in the 'bring on the credits sequence' on ep 3. He appeared in both Christmas Specials too.

Best episode: Episode 5

Reason: He is the narrator for a time and he is in charge of the Village Fete.

Best scene: Episode 2 when Punch tells Policeman he's got to be the Vicar

Other good lines: 'I'll just put this down here and push the button...' 'I am a great narrator, I've allready lost track of where I am going' ' whats going on 'ere, ooh 3 dead people' 'I'm not a vicar, are you a vicar?' 'I'm not sure about the bits about the I poos'

Personality: Policeman tries to be nice and kind and clever, but is usually stupid. He tries to be helpful but ends up being annoying.

Story: Policeman is around when Punch and Granny first move to the village, and Policeman immediately fancies Granny. Policeman has to pose as a vicar at Punch and Judy's wedding. Years later, Policeman has his nephew, Woody, to stay. Policeman is surprised when dead bodies turn up in the village, and he helps find the murderer with Croc. Policeman is later in charge of the Village Fete and he tries to narrate the episode, although Judy and Red do not like the idea.

Policeman goes to Med-Rare when rumour gets to him that an escaped murderer is hiding in a suicidal academy surrounded by trees, although actually a Disease has escaped in the town of Med-Rare, so Policeman gets infected and turned into a zombie. Policeman spreads the disease, giving it to Woody and others, but he is later cured when Giraffe coughs on him. Policeman holds the funeral for Judy and Granny.
The following Christmas Policeman helps show Minnie around the village and Punch's house and later helps find Minnie's dog Pluto. The Christmas after, Policeman helps set Croc and Crocella up, and later helps stop Count Crocodile, who planned to buldoze the village green.